I'm really not a rude person.................... but...........

ok am i the only one??? there is an express lane in stores for a reason.... they should not let chatter boxes work these lanes!!! ugh.... ok so i went on a lil trip to the store... i had 3 items!! 3! and i was 4th in line to check out........... ok 1st in line to check out... of course had to be another employee that worked with this cashier and apparently they would like to discuss everything they were dealing with that day... week or month.... 2nd lady to check out.... surprisingly had the same taste in close as this cashiers niece... she was purchasing a tiny Justin Beiber jacket... that this cashiers niece would just love.. she's 2 and she has to kiss JB's poster every night before she goes to bed.... so she just has to buy this for her... and it was only for $3!!! what a DEAL!! (i'm sure at this point you could imagine the look on my face)..... alright... 2 down just 1 more to go..... this lady only had 3 things and a 17lb bag of bananas.... well not exactly 17 lbs but it was a huge bag.....  she got the total for her purchases... and proceeds to stare at the credit card machine... she asks the cashier... 'do i just hit cancel? or clear?'  Cashier looks puzzled... she walks around the counter to see what this lady is looking at... keep in mind that this machine swivels.... ugh.... she looks at the machine and says 'yea just cancel and swipe your card' customer says 'oh i'm not using a card... i'm gonna write a check'........ SERIOUSLY???!! what are you doing even looking at this machine then??!! ahhhhh the look on my face just got worse!  so at this point i have moved up thinking this lady was just about to leave..... and i feel something right behind me bump my purse... it's the lady behind me.... we are now packed like sardines in the checkout line! i couldn't go anywhere!  come on people there is line etiquette!! just like at the ATM... so back the heck up!  i took one step to my right so i could breath.... as i stand there.. the cashier looks at the customers check... and says 'Alice? i've never met an Alice before, that's such a pretty name' SERIOUSLY??!! where am i? and what is going on? the cashier continues with 'i always said if i had a lil girl i would name her either Alice or Jane, but i had a boy' .....ok at this point i could care less about her offspring! and the look on my face says so..... and surprisingly she wasn't as talkative with me when i got up to pay... HA! well i'm glad to have that out... lol just a lil thing that makes me go.... SERIOUSLY, where am i???!!! thanks :-) PLEASE TINA EAT... YOU'RE WASTING AWAY! lol   YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA AMERICA!! :-)